Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
