I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
