put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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