Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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