she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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