ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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