His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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