Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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