I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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