It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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