So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Go christen that room with your naked body.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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