For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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