Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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