Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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