I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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