I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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