did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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