You can't special order awesome
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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