You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
