2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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