sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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