careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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