You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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