i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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