how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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