Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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