put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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