Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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