I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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