i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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