its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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