i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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