On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
