Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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