Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
