Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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