sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
