why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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