the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
