but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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