How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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