Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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