Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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