found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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