I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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