That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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