Will you blow on my dice?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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