I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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