none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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