What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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