Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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