I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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