the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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