Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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