sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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