Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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