If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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