Don't make out with my wife yet
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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